BROWN, delilah mary

[DELILAH MARY BROWN]

DELILAH MARY BROWN,

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twenty-four, del, deli, fashion designer, leighton meester[/font][/color][/i]

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it's getting light out[/i][/b]

BUCKET LIST:

• get married
  
• have ten kids
  
• go to disney land
  
• become a fashion designer
  
• invent a poptart flavor.
  
• read an entire stephen king book, despite my dislike of his writing style. if a novella counts...
  
• get dallas to stop being such a slut
  
• meet terry richardson
  
• get taken off my meds
  
• graduate college
  
• start a trend completed the day i was born
  
• do something out of the ordinary and surprise everyone.
  
• get drunk happy twenty-first birthday delilah.
  
• date a model
  
• find a pair of jeans i actually look good in.
  
• eat a box of poptarts in an hour.
  
• pwn my father.
  
• take dallas shopping. he needs new clothes.
  
• teach dallas to tie his shoes properly

FACTS:

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Q: hey baby i saw you out last night. you single?
A: that depends on what you look like.

Q: what's with your obsession with poptarts?
A: i can sum up that obsession in three words: nom nom nom.

Q: who's your bestest friend in the world?
A: diana and dallas. obviously.

Q: favorite movie of all time?
A: the titanic

Q: you're pretty.
A: marry me?

Q: your face looks like a foot.
A: did you mistake me as edward cullen for a minute?

Q: what's your nationality?
A: american. aka i'm a strange mixture of french, italian and greek.

Q: holy fuck you're short. i feel like a pedophile just looking at you.
A: ...........................................................

Q: i like your hair.
A: me too (;

Q: i like your clothes
A: thanks! i'd love to see you in them. <3

Q: you smell like a baby prostitute.
A: better than smelling like ass, eh?

Q: do you ever dress casually?
A: i'd delete that word from the dictionary if i could.

Q: you look nice in red.
A: mmmthanks.

Q: favorite candy?
A: green m&m's. only green.

@mmmdelilah:

• wake up in the morning feeling like delilah...aka poptarts and hot chocolate. whats up.
  
• just ate the last of my easter candy, too. i'm twenty-four and have easter candy. mhmm.
  
• jerry sienfeld. unfunfunf.
  
• CAN I NOT HAVE ONE DAY OF WORK THAT SOMETHING DOESN'T GO WRONG WITH? i'm going to kill someone. maybe dallas just because he loves me and would let me kill him.
  
• i watch too many cartoons as of late...i blame dallas.
  
• diana is the only one i drink with. on occasion. one drink. because she won't take advantage of me. (;
  
• jack black. i would marry you. even though you're tubby.
  
• wearing jeans. if you see me be sure to make fun of me, i'm already self conscious.
  
• georgelopezhi. just saw george lopez. this is the good life.
  
• hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. reading. and listening to acoustic music. and drinking tea. i might fall asleep. don't disturb me.
  
• apparently some assholes think that means come knocking on my door. thanks.
  

LAST TEN OUTGOING TEXTS

• you're late. in case you were wondering. sent to dallas[/i[
  
• how are you feeling? sent to gram
  
• asshole. sent to dad
  
• go buy me poptarts. now. sent to diana.
  
• hi, it's five in the morning and i'm texting you in hopes of waking you up early and torturing you and the hangover i'm sure you're going to have after last night. love you. sent to dallas
  
• let's go to the beach. i need a tan. sent to diana
  
• who wants to go to disney land with me and steal some kids? sent to everyone
  
• i got your number from a friend and decided to text you in hopes of talking to the most amazing person ever. this is delilah brown. you probably know who i am. sent to jack black
  
• totally just sent jack black a text...regretting it now. sent to diana
  
• hi, i've invited myself over to your place for a sleepover. my neighbors are bugging me. see you in five seconds. sent to dallas
  

THINGS FOUND IN HER PURSE:
a poptart, a bottle of perfume, a small hairbrush, a pair of sunglasses, her ipod, her phone, a tube of lipstick (red), three bottles of nail polish (black, red, yellow), business cards, her planner, her money, her credit cards.

SURVEY:

Have you found someone you really like?
mhmm...

Your ex calls you to hang out, what do you say?
which one?

What do you hear right now?
silence.

How are you feeling?
annoyed.

Have you seen anyone you knew and purposely avoided them?
haha. yeah. a lot.

Think of the last time you were REALLY angry when was it?
jack black ignoring my drunken texts.

Is there someone you can’t stop thinking about?
yeah sure.

Will tomorrow be better than today?
probably not.

What do you bite on more, your tongue, lip, or nails?
lip, bro.

What color shirt are you wearing?
red.

Do you have children?
only ten.

Do you trust all your friends?
no. definitely not.

Will your next kiss be a mistake?
probably.

Are you happy at the moment?
ehhhhhhhh. is anyone ever really happy?

Do you ever get shy around the boy/girl you like?
hahah! i don't get shy. ever. especially not around the boy i "like".

Last time you laughed really hard?
at work. earlier.

You’re thinking about a certain person right now, aren’t you?
yeah.

Last thing you bought?
headband.

Last time you were scared?
three days ago. almost got hit by a fucking car.

Do you have a bestfriend of the opposite sex?
well there's dallas, but i kind of hate him. kidding.

Do you ever curse in front of your parents?
oh yeahhh.

Where is your biological father right now?
drunk.

Where is your best friend right now?
in my pants...

What will you be doing tomorrow?
work. fucking work.

Did the last person you kissed mean anything to you?
not anymore.

Was it your fault your last relationship failed?
probably.

What will you be doing in five years?
this.

Do you like reading?
mhmm

Where is your mom right now?
dead.
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JUST TAKE IT EASY,[/size][/color]
it's too late to go[/i][/b]

hi, my name is elizabeth. i'm seveteen years old, respect it. i live in a pretty sweet place, but that puts me in the eastern timezone. you might know me as napolean, lucy & andy, or not. but you can always contact me though @pleasurelizbeth. that's enough of that. sample time!

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rp sample here. 400+ words preferably, but just do your best. it doesn't matter what kind of site it's from, what character, just show us how you do.