BARRINGTON, james matthew

[JAMES MATTHEW BARRINGTON]

JAMES MATTHEW BARRINGTON,

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"james barrington was an absolute nuisance to this school. we did not enjoy his stay here and frankly, we are quite grateful he is gone. he's been trouble since the very start! i could tell from the moment his fancy little broad of a mother came waltzing up those stairs with her gucci accessories matching her clothes and signed him up, he was a little prick. indeed he was! he kicked most of our nuns whenever he was on the run from class or something. he pulled many fire alarms, caused many lunchroom food fights, and was the essence of all that was evil! as he got older, he got a little better. he at least didn't bite our priests every time they tried to touch him. no, instead he became a little manipulator, that's what. he was a little smartass in class too. why, i'm sure quite a few of the teacher's refrained from smacking him upside the head. he was a mr. know-it-all. as he became an upperclassmen, we noticed an increase in female violence, and when asked what they had against each other, there was one thing in common. james barrington. we caught him and a girl in the bathroom stalls, janitor closet, sound booth in the auditorium, everywhere. doing the most sinful things! this is a school of god, not a school of satan. he once brought a cow into the school and left it out in the courtyard! then, he thought it would be funny to get my car parked all the way in the library. i don't even know how he did it, but he did! of course...we never caught him doing it, but he had that stupid snide look about him when we asked and he denied. we could not give him his diploma and send him out the door fast enough."
- - - - - - reverend william pockets, ex-principal

"james has always been a quiet child. a good quiet child. i don't know why he got so many complaints out of the teachers of his school. maybe they just didn't know how to handle such a brilliant child such as a james. he really was ahead of all his classes, by at least two grades. in high school, he could have graduated at a sophomore if he had really wanted. at home, he's very kind to me, and his father. he's very respectful and never raises his voice and he has never caused us trouble. he did stay out past his curfew once, by an extra hour, and we just told him that we were very disappointed in him and sent him to his room. i don't know why, but he smelled as if he had been roaming around on some ghastly farm. imagine, my son on a farm! that's as if seeing pigs fly."
- - - - - - elizabeth barrington, mother

"jamie has pretty much always been my wing man. if i ever needed anything, jamie was the one i went to. if i was in trouble, jamie was the one who found a way to get me out of it discreetly. jamie's the most reliable friend you could ever want. if you want anyone on your side, it's jamie. i think everyone was jamie's friend because they didn't want to him to be their enemy. there's been quite a few revenge plots that have turned into catestrophe. one guy ended up without his car, due to the fact it had been hotwired and driven off the bridge into the local flooded river. turns out, the previous week he had threatened to fight jamie. jamie, of course was cool about it. but how weird for that same guy's car to end up in the river, huh? i don't know. you just don't cross jamie. he may seem very calm and relaxed about you pissing him off, but secretly he's plotting how to get back at you. with jamie, he keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. you just gotta watch your back if you've pissed him off."
- - - - - - weston cliffield, ex-roommate



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