ROYALS, christopher caden

[CHRISTOPHER CADEN ROYALS]

CHRISTOPHER CADEN ROYALS,

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it's getting light out[/i][/b]

LATEST TWEETS ACCOMPLISHED BY TOPHER ,
tofutopher @parishilton how do you get your hair that shade? dip it in the toilet while it's bleaching? i might try it sometime.
tofutopher stuck my hand under my desk, found out where i keep forgetting i put my gum.
tofutopher my mom phoned today, asking why i still had porn subscriptions going to her house. i told her that i never know when i might come back, she better keep them in stock.
tofutopher fhajkhfjdska limited addition batmobile came in the mail today!!!! fuq yeaah!!!!
tofutopher looks like i shaved with a shard of glass today. off to work.
tofutopher @dollyparton ahfjdksahjkfsa come to canada :( please. ily.
tofutopher i'm helping the world by starting with the man in the mirror. what about you?
tofutopher my spidey senses are tingling. in my pants.
tofutopher you've been hit by a smooth criminal.
tofutopher @barbroyals ...i love you mom, i just love dolly more.
tofutopher i wish dolly parton were my mom.
tofutopher i just made the eiffel tower out of paperclips.


PHONE CALL FROM BARBARA ROYALS, MOTHER , june 9, 2009
"i can't even begin to express how disappointed i am in you, christopher royals. getting arrested for publically showing off your goods. i realize you were drunk but that's no excuse. i swear, ever since you turned nineteen you've been taking advantage of your privleges. i'm not bailing you out for anymore disturbances, young man. you better watch yourself or you're going to end up like uncle joe. he's terrified to drop the soap in the place he's in, and it's a good thing too. that's where you'll be in about two years if you don't get your act together. do you want to be some slavemaster's bitch? hmmm? wearing lipstick and tattered clothes and bending over for a pack of cigarettes? i think not. now, pull yourself together before i do. when i say i do, i mean pulling you back under my roof and living by my rules. that's right, my rules."

MESSAGE FROM -- ROYALS, TWIN BROTHER , august 11, 2009
"where are you topher? mom's kind of going crazy. she hates when you disappear like this for weeks at a time. it's been two so far, so come back before you give mom more grey hairs than what she already has, okay? stop trying to find yourself and just find yourself back here, at home. i promise you, tokyo doesn't have what you're looking for. all you'll find there is people your size and a lot of fancy gadgets. now get your ass home.

TOPHER'S GROWING MANGA COLLECTION, IMAGINE HIS COMIC BOOKS ,


TOPHER'S PUPPY, KODA,


CONVERSATION BETWEEN SALESCLERK AT BOOKS A MILLION ,
clerk: "sir, we're going to have to ask you to leave."
topher: "what? why?"
clerk: "well, you've been here since seven this morning when we opened."
topher: "that's a crime these days? i've been reading."
clerk: "...you're reading books on pregnancy."
topher: "maybe i have a girlfriend that's pregnant and i want to know how it feels. maybe i'm just curious. you don't know me."
clerk: "you've also been harrassing female customers by grabbing their asses, whistling, and asking for their numbers."
topher: "once more, your point is what?"
clerk: "sir, that's sexual harrassment."
topher: "it was hardly sexual. trust me, i know sexual."
clerk: "get out, please."
topher "fine, you know what, fuck you. i don't need a stupid shit store like this to pick up babes. why don't you go get laid, fuckass? and i'll have you know, those ladies liked me grabbing their ass. i could tell. my spidey senses were tingling, in my pants."

E-MAIL FROM ENGLISH PROFESSOR , september 1, 2009
"mr. royals,
meet me in the science wing at nine o'clock. the night classes are all down stairs. maybe if you give me an hour of your time, i can drop that project grade that you didn't turn in before the end of the term.
- s"

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TOP PLAYED SONGS ON IPOD ,
THRILLER by michael jackson , 671 plays
ROCKYTOP by dolly parton, 670 plays
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER by the spice girls, 623 plays
FUCK HER GENTLY by tenacious d, 603 plays
BOUNCY BALL by dora the explorer, 542 plays

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it's too late to go[/i][/b]

hi, my name is tess. i'm fifteen years old, respect it. i live in a pretty sweet place, but that puts me in the eastern timezone. you might know me as roxanne caleigh grey and james matthew barrington. but you can always contact me though pm, AIM, MSN are on all accounts. that's enough of that. sample time!

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