Post by ELIZABETH on Apr 8, 2010 10:57:32 GMT -5
THE RULES
[/font]these are the rules. no one actually wants to read them,
so i'll try and make them completely painless. try being
the operative word.[/font]
CHARACTERS & POSTING[/font]
you should probably already know a lot of this, but in
case you don't, pay attention. first off, no limit on how
many characters you can have. but if you start to get
out of hand, or take more than you can handle, we
reserve the right to ask you nicely (or not) to cool it off.
we do request that you have a boy to every two girls -
just to keep things even. but i dig if you suck at playing
guys...like i do. attempting is still nice though, yeah?
when you register, it's pretty simple. you can register with
any name - one of the beauty's of proboards - and then
you just go to modify your profile and change it. easy,
right? and here is the way you should change it:
FIRST MIDDLE LAST . that's first middle last in all
caps. easy, right? and yeah, we have an application,
so make sure you get accepted and such before you go
around whoring out your character, posting, all that
nine yards. if not it just gets more than a little bit
crazy, does it not? also, if your favorite face is taken,
don't turn away. we can help you find a new one.
no worries! now, we do accept all kinds of faces on
earth...but please don't flood us over with disney
kids, no matter how popular they're getting with
da rock stars these days. it just makes me want to
kill a baby, k? WE DO NOT HAVE A BAN ON THEM.
they're great. but i don't want miley triplets is all.
RANDOM PEOPLE FOUND ONLINE ARE BANNED.
if they're models that's fine. frieda rose isn't. k bye.
now when it comes to posting we're pretty chill. but
frankly - no noobs. they're just annoying. if you can't
do a good 400 word post, at least, it's best not to even
join. that being said, jut for the sake of being awesome,
we're going to have no word count. but like i said, i
want some literate babies up in here. chunky paragraphs,
pretty thread templates, size zero or one font. all the
things good roleplayers use these days. i'm no elitist, but it's
pretty simple to do 400 words and borrow a template from
the lovely caution, is it not? and i'll make this part simple:
no one is perfect. neither is your character. the sun will not
shine out of his/her ass. they may think it does - it doesn't.
end of.
PS IF YOU'RE A CLIQUEY-BITCH LEAVE. we don't want you
to come with a bunch of friends and take us over with your
plots that you refuse to let anyone else in . love you bye.[/font]
GRAPHICS[/font]
graphics are fun and nice, right? and because of this i want
everyone to have some type of graphics on their account,
be it a signature or an icon. it's really easy to get ahold
of some, if you aren't so boss at making them. and please,
no ugly/stretching graphics to fug up my board, k? if
you don't have a good photo editing program you can
easily request some, or even jock some from caution.
now, nothing can surpass 500px, or it will uberly
stretch out our boards. icons, however, can be up to
200x300. extra big! fun, right?[/font]
CONDUCT & MISC[/font]
we're almost done! yay! now, this board is rated m.
which means everything goes. sex, drugs, pregnancies,
blah blah blah, have fun. but please don't turn us
into a porno site or something, k, that's just a little
bit of a turn off. just be realistic. everyone likes
something real, non?
now respect. this much is simple. respect everyone,
love everyone, even if you don't. it's the rp world, not
real life. if you have a problem with someone - ignore
them. it's easy. or if something bad is going on, drama
wise, talk to an admin. we'll help you. but for the most
part try to keep the drama out of the cbox, or we may
just shank you. kidding. we love you. the end.[/font]
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